Elon the Red-Pilled Rich Man

An Xmas Carol from Time Zone Weird

You know Bezos and Soros and Larry and Sergey,
Bill Gates and Cuban and Buffett and Bloomberg.
But do you recall,
The most wealthy rich man of all?

Elon, the red-pilled rich man,
Had a very edgy taste
And if you ever saw him,
You would even say he’s based.

All of the mainstream pundits,
Used to cry and call him names.
They never let poor Elon,
Post his epic funny memes.

Then one cloudy campaign run,
Donald came to say,
"Elon with your brain so big,
Won't you help me stop the rig?”

Then how the right wing loved him
As they shouted out with glee,
“Elon the red-pilled rich man,
You'll go down in history!"