InceptElon: The Inception of Elon Musk
A Hyperstitional Movie Review
InceptElon is a new mind-bending science fiction thriller set in the world of Inception, where experimental dream-sharing technology allows hackers to infiltrate the subconscious minds of other people and extract information. This time, the dream-hacking target is none other than billionaire business magnate, Elon Musk. Created by anonymous filmmaker @NoleMX using Q-BRiC (Quantum Bits Rendered in Cinematography), InceptElon will leave you on the edge of your seat from start to finish, constantly questioning the very nature of reality.
The story follows a group of thieves who plan to hack into Elon Musk’s dreams to steal his PayPal password and Dogecoin keys. They’re not going to take it all, just a sliver. Will Musk even notice $1 billion missing when he’s got half a trillion? The thieves pose as black-market ketamine dealers at a Grimes concert and slip Elon a much higher dose than he’s used to. While passed out backstage, the thieves hook up the inception electrodes to Elon’s brain and their own, then enter his dream.
To keep Elon subdued in his K-hole, the hackers create a nested series of dreams within dreams. But in order to find the financial information they desire, they must overcome various obstacles lurking inside the eccentric billionaire’s subconscious mind. To protect his deepest mental secrets, Musk is guarded 24/7 by an army of Optimus robots in a celestial palace on Mars. But before getting there, the mind hackers must also avoid the myriad subconscious dangers threatening Musk himself.
Everyone in Elon Musk’s dreams has a Neuralink brain implant to merge with AI, but Bill Gates has created a computer virus that corrupts the devices to control people’s minds. An evil superintelligent AI tries to trap everyone in nightmarish simulations of eternal torture. NPC body-doubles of Elon Musk are scattered throughout the dreamworld to serve as decoys. Mark Zuckerberg follows you around trying to start a jujitsu fight. Mainstream media journalists are always spying on you and making up sensationalized lies to drum up outrage mobs. You are constantly bombarded by holograms of crypto spambots peddling shitcoins. All the cars in Elon’s dreams are Teslas, but they routinely get in accidents because short sellers of TSLA stock cut the brakes and sabotaged the autopilot system. A roid-raging Jeff Bezos flies around in his Blue Origin spaceship firing missiles at SpaceX rockets. Environmentalists attack you with flame-throwers. And government regulators try to stop your progress at every turn. In short, Elon’s dreams are utter chaos.
As the dream-hackers overcome these hurdles to traverse deeper into Elon Musk’s subconscious, traveling from Earth to the moon then Mars, they discover unexpected secrets far beyond what they ever could have imagined. The lead mind-hacker Gus uncovers a conspiracy involving a secret underground moon base, ancient aliens, a lost Martian civilization, and interplanetary war. The revelations alter our entire conception of human history and pose an existential threat to the future—not just of Earth but the whole galaxy. What started as a simple Dogecoin heist turns into an existential crisis with world-shattering repercussions when Gus realizes the true extent of the knowledge he’s stumbled upon. Then again, can the mind-hackers trust anything they’ve witnessed in the dreams are real, or is it all just a figment of Elon Musk’s imagination?
As a totem to keep him tethered to reality, Gus flips a coin—one side Dogecoin and the other side Bitcoin—that always lands on Doge when dreaming. But as Gus attempts to exit Elon’s mind with the money, he becomes trapped in the labyrinth he laid, unsure if the next layer is base reality or another dream within a dream. In what should be the real world, Gus’s coin keeps landing on Doge—and Dogecoin itself keeps going up in value. Can Elon Musk really be that lucky? Or is he the ultimate engineer of our simulation?
InceptElon is a stunning visual masterpiece with mind-bending special effects. Director NoleMX deployed an array of AI-generation tools to precisely craft every frame of the film in the style of Christopher Nolan. RoboBach rendered a sonically pulsing techno score modeled after the music of Hans Zimmer. The performances from the cast are all stellar, including deepfakes of Elon Musk, Grimes, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, and AI-generated actor Cilzel Keanucaprio (based on Cillian Murphy, Denzel Washington, Keanu Reeves, and Leonardo DiCaprio), who gives an intensely emotional performance as the lead dream-hacker, Gus. Action fans will be awed by the epic zero-gravity fight scene between Musk and Zuck on a SpaceX Starship, followed by a thrilling chase involving Tesla Rovers in a hyperloop tunnel on Mars.
However, what truly sets the film apart is its intricate exploration of human consciousness, Jungian psychology, dream symbolism, and the unconscious mind. InceptElon asks deep philosophical questions about the nature of reality and the power of technology, leaving viewers with ethical dilemmas to ponder long after the credits roll. The jaw-dropping ending will have you wondering, along with Keaunucaprio: is all of reality as we know it simply an elaborate dream of Elon Musk? That might explain why everything always seems to work out so well for him in this “world.” Fans are still debating the meaning of the ambiguous final shot in which Gus flicks a Dogecoin into the air while in zero-gravity and it flips heads over tails seemingly forever as the film cuts to black.
Anon director NoleMX posted InceptElon on X.com for free, but those interested should watch it ASAP because the real Elon Musk is reportedly not too pleased with the movie. He’s called it “slanderous propaganda” and is threatening to dox the director unless all copies of InceptElon are deleted from the internet. Conspiracy theorists claim Musk only feels triggered because the secrets uncovered in the film are actually true. They insist our world is an elaborate simulation being manipulated by Musk for his own entertainment, and they demand he release us to reality immediately. Regardless of the truth behind the film’s ideas, InceptElon is a must-see for any fan of science fiction, noir, or thought-provoking cinema.
