McPizzaKing, the interplanetary fast food restaurant chain, has announced a new “NanoFood Menu” featuring their classic food items infused with nanobots programmed to promote better health.
The McNanoWhopper hamburger features a synth-beef patty made from lab-grown meat, injected with nanobots designed to find and eliminate excess fat cells in your digestive tract.
Soygleen McNanoNuggets include medical nanobots to monitor and balance your cholesterol and blood pressure to optimal levels.
FitFries are sprinkled with nanobot-infused salt that stimulates your stomach muscles to keep your waistline slim and fit.
The Purgeroni pan pizza features nanobots programmed to purge your intestines of any toxic waste materials and induce a thorough cleanse of your colon.
Cokesi Sub-Zero is a negative-calorie cola with nanobots that burn calories as you drink it.
Finally, you can top off your meal with a McFlowy shake made from a Soygleen-based ice cream that scrubs the plaque from your arteries to facilitate proper blood flow.
And of course, all of McPizzaKing’s delicious food offerings are doused in their signature Maximum Sensory Gravy, derived from their secret formula that uses AI to determine your individual preferences and trigger specific taste buds to create the most satisfying flavor possible.
You can order McPizzaKing to be delivered by autonomous drone, or visit your local McPizzaKing in person. Use the flying car drive-thru window for take out, or dine inside the restaurant to be served by robot chefs and waiters.
Try something from McPizzaKing’s NanoFood Menu today, where the more you eat, the healthier you’ll be.
[This post was sponsored by McPizzaKing.]
Can’t wait to try that menu