Pfizenaxo announced the release of their newest nanobot-enhanced mRNA pharmaceutical medication, Nozleepex®. The patented formula is conveniently delivered via USB-to-IV injection. Nozleepex® works by up-regulating your hormone levels to keep your bio-circadian rhythms and metabolism in balance at all times. While awake, the nanobots work to restore your brain, immune, nervous, skeletal, and muscular systems. Remain wakeful and energized for 24-hours straight then simply download and inject your next dose.
Taking Nozleepex® daily eliminates the need to ever sleep again. You can work longer hours, read more news, watch more entertainment, spend more time in the Metaverse, travel on more vacations across the solar system, eat more meals, and exercise more often to burn it all off. Do more of anything and everything you wish without having to go unconscious and do nothing productive for eight hours every night.
“I’m getting so much more done now. Sleeping was such a waste of time.” — Nozleepex user from Manhattan, New York
“I’ve doubled my work hours and doubled my salary since taking Nozleepex.” — Nozleepex user from London, England
“I finally have time to catch up on all the Huflix shows I wanted to watch in VR.” — Nozleepex user from Los Angeles, CA
“Thanks to Nozleepex, I’m saving tons of money on mattresses, pillows, sheets, and pajamas.” — Nozleepex user from Orlando Beach, Florida
“I always hated making my bed in the morning. Now I don’t even need a bed!” — Nozleepex user from Musk City, Mars
Use the extra time you formerly spent sleeping to work more hours, make more money, and buy more things. Reach your full potential and become your complete self with Nozleepex®. Miss dreaming? Then download the DreamStream app to watch the dreams of others while you’re multitasking. Nozleepex® is the #1 docbot recommended anti-sleep medication and is scientifically proven to be safe and effective*.
*Side effects of Nozleepex® include: depression, anxiety, headache, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, nose bleeds, irritable mood, loss of teeth, tardiness, panic attacks, memory loss, awake apnea, psychosis, paranoia, suicidal thoughts, waking dreams, inability to distinguish fantasy from reality, fear that you’re being chased, feeling like you’re in a constant free-fall, drowning outside of water, believing you can fly, seeing dead people, temporary paralysis, and vivid hallucinations of demons, snakes, shadow people, aliens, and interdimensional monsters.
Ask your personal docbot about Nozleepex® today!
[Full disclosure: Pfizenaxo is an investor in the parent company of this news organization.]