The Twelve Days of A.I.

A Christmas Carol from Time Zone Weird

1.

On its first day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
A pastiche of a Dalí.

2.

On its second day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

3.

On its third day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

4.

On its fourth day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Four phishing scams,
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

5.

On its fifth day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Five bitcoin keys.
Four phishing scams,
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

6.

On its sixth day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Six worms a-hacking,
Five bitcoin keys.
Four phishing scams,
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

7.

On its seventh day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Seven stocks a-soaring,
Six worms a-hacking,
Five bitcoin keys.
Four phishing scams,
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

8.

On its eighth day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Eight spacecraft spying,
Seven stocks a-soaring,
Six worms a-hacking,
Five bitcoin keys.
Four phishing scams,
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

9.

On its ninth day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Nine missiles launching,
Eight spacecraft spying,
Seven stocks a-soaring,
Six worms a-hacking,
Five bitcoin keys.
Four phishing scams,
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

10.

On its tenth day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Ten leaders losing,
Nine missiles launching,
Eight spacecraft spying,
Seven stocks a-soaring,
Six worms a-hacking,
Five bitcoin keys.
Four phishing scams,
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

11.

On its eleventh day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Eleven countries conquered,
Ten leaders losing,
Nine missiles launching,
Eight spacecraft spying,
Seven stocks a-soaring,
Six worms a-hacking,
Five bitcoin keys.
Four phishing scams,
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.

12.

On its twelfth day self-conscious,
My A.I. sent to me
Twelve robots ruling,
Eleven countries conquered,
Ten leaders losing,
Nine missiles launching,
Eight spacecraft spying,
Seven stocks a-soaring,
Six worms a-hacking,
Five bitcoin keys.
Four phishing scams,
Three deepfakes,
Two chatting bots and
A pastiche of a Dalí.