Recent polls show that over three-quarters of Americans now celebrate holidays in the metaverse. As families grow further apart geographically, holiday gatherings in virtual reality become more convenient, cutting travel time to zero—as well as associated carbon emissions. Thanks to improvements in VR technology, metaverse events are better than the real thing.
But what if you don’t want to go to a VR family gathering at all? Of course you could make up an excuse, but that might cause all kinds of family drama—including the risk of getting cut out of the will. What if there was a way to not go to your family dinner in the metaverse and be there at the same time? That’s where MetaProxy comes in.
MetaProxy is an artificial intelligence (AI) avatar designed to serve as your digital clone in the metaverse. The AI is a Large Language Model (LLM) trained on your personal data to speak and act exactly like you do.1 Just send your MetaProxy to the VR Thanksgiving table, and everyone there will be none the wiser. The avatar will tell all your usual cliched stories and corny one-liners, and it even knows the inside jokes your siblings and cousins share. Your AI clone is indistinguishable from you, even to family and close friends. Never subject yourself to a passive-aggressive snipe from your father-in-law again—your MetaProxy will take all the verbal abuse with a virtual smile.
MetaProxy is not just for the holidays. It’s useful for any metaverse event that you’d rather not attend. Send your AI clone to Zoom meetings at work, double-dates with your spouse’s friends, your children’s school plays, ballet recitals, or graduation ceremonies, nursing home and hospital visits, VR weddings and funerals—even metawakes! The possibilities are endless with MetaProxy. Download your AI clone today so you can spend your time doing what makes you happy.2
MetaProxy - 4.2-stars **** - Reviews:
5-Stars ***** by Cliff from Chicago
The holidays are always tough. My wife wants to visit her family in Minnesota, but my mother wants me to go to her place in Michigan. With the metaverse, we’re able to stay in Chicago and visit both families in VR. But there remains the issue of how to split the time—where to go first and for how long. So for Thanksgiving I sent a MetaProxy to my in-laws’ dinner and spent the whole time at my parents’ party. The in-laws never suspected my avatar was an AI clone—neither did my own wife. She actually thanked me for being on my best behavior that year. For Christmas I’m planning on sending AI-proxies to both parties, so I can go to the Lions game in VR with my bros. Thanks MetaProxy! (Pro-tip: If your wife’s VR rig is in the same room, make sure she has noise-canceling headphones so she can’t hear you cheering.)
5-stars ***** by Beth from Brooklyn
I always used to dread going to my grandparents’ house for Thanksgiving. At least in the metaverse I can eat my own vegan food and not have to smell that disgusting turkey and other gross meat. But in VR I still have to hear my Uncle Rick’s problematic political opinions and crazy conspiracy theories. My grandma would never forgive me if I didn’t show up though. So this year I sent a MetaProxy to Thanksgiving dinner and watched Netflix with my girlfriend instead. The funny thing is, my cousin Debbie said Uncle Rick was different this year. No racist jokes, bigoted remarks, or right-wing rants. Maybe I’ll go next time. But it’s nice to have MetaProxy just in case.
1-star * by Rick from Jersey
This woke app is censoring me! I should have gone to the party myself. These sheeple in my family need to hear the truth! DO NOT DOWNLOAD
MetaProxy does not include hatespeech or misinformation in its LLM training data.
Disclaimer: MetaProxy is not liable for any legal issues caused by an AI clone. Users bear full responsibility for their MetaProxy’s actions.