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“Rationalists” Bomb Data Centers and Assassinate AI Researchers in Anti-AGI Terror Attack
Future Fake News - April 17, 2028
Apr 17 • T.Z. Barry
Operation Delta Tetragon
A leaked classified file from the CIA hack
Feb 21 • T.Z. Barry
Botcheck CAPTCHA Cards
The Pocket-Sized Test to Catch AI IRL
Feb 6 • T.Z. Barry
Universal Basic Marriage: Government Uses AI to Match-Make Couples
Future Fake News - January 9, 2036
Jan 9 • T.Z. Barry
Former Sexbots Take Control of Amsterdam
Future Fake News - December 12, 2049
Dec 12, 2025 • T.Z. Barry
Texas Bans WiFi and Smartphones Nationwide
Future Fake News – November 14, 2045
Nov 14, 2025 • T.Z. Barry
Tydur: “Tinder for Fight Club”
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Oct 4, 2025 • T.Z. Barry
22&U Data Leak Reveals Elite Families Have Reptilian DNA
Future Fake News - August 23, 2034
Aug 23, 2025 • T.Z. Barry
Carbodactyls Take Flight to Capture CO2 From Atmosphere
Future Fake News - July 25, 2035
Jul 25, 2025 • T.Z. Barry
AI-Worshipping Cult is Now a Religion
Future Fake News - June 27, 2032
Jun 27, 2025 • T.Z. Barry
Ikea Introduces Self-Assembling Furniture
Future Fake News - June 13, 2031
Jun 13, 2025 • T.Z. Barry
Quantum Bets
The Multiverse Sportsbook Where Every Bet Always Wins
May 17, 2025 • T.Z. Barry
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